Thursday, October 2, 2008

Who Can Tell Me??

Alright, it's decided. We all want to know WHAT that Glade Lady is hiding! (See post and comments below) Because, obviously she lies and lies her pants off about smells that she claims came from France. We all know there are some underlying issues here.

So.. what are they?

The video is the first video on the post below. There are many more commercials and if you own a TV and don't DVR and skip through commercials EVERY time then you have to have seen most of them.

I think I'll make a game out of it. Whoever comes up with the best "What else is that Glade lady hiding" idea will win.

Yeah... I hear you all asking, "What will I win???"

I'll also take idea's for what the prize should be. So. Give me idea's for a prize and please please tell me....

What is the Glade Lying Lady hiding?! (besides the brand of candle/scented plug in)

Update! I have decided on Trudy's idea. I'm giving away an assortment of Glade products so that all of you women who like to say they've cleaned all day and really just went around spraying stuff will rest easy for the next month. Also, I recently was a honorable mention on Tamn's blog and received some amazing cards. I'm going to use one of them to Congratulate the winner!!! Oh yeah, and there is another giveaway going on on Christa's blog. Head on over for a FREE credit card in her name!!

20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Huh, I'm going to have to watch these later, when I can hear it. I do have a DVR, so I never knew these existed.

Victoria Elder said...

I think the prize should be a scentsy...That will put her glade LOVIN candle & plugin, frebreeze spray, or whatever to shame.

Wendy said...

She killed her first husband 8 years ago, his body lies in the basement, the smell was so bad, she starting buying Glade and febreeze!! that is it! She is hiding her crime!!

Trudy said...

Wendy, Gross!
She's running and under ground drug ring.
No wait, under ground cock fighting.
She uses the smell to distract her family form what’s really going on.
That's it!
That has to be IT!!!

Trudy said...

Sorry, me spellings a litl ooof tday!

As for the gift, Why not an assortment of Glad products! so we can all share in her dirty little secret!

Molly Doe said...

I think she's a dirty scarlet woman...(mostly I just wanted to say scarlet woman. Hee! Is her name Hester Prynn?)
She has an affair with the neighbors pool boy, and has to hide the smell of his puberty with glade.

Or maybe she's a mormon housewife who bakes her own bread. But she doesn't want her friends to feel guilty about buying their whole grain bread from the health food store, so she covers up the smell with Glade! (Gasp!) Scandalous.

Okay, the second one was lame. Oh well, it stays.

Rychelle said...

she's hiding her illegal house-maid, who is really the person cleaning the house while she walks around spraying the glade.

Jillene said...

She is running an underground prostitution ring--she be da pimp! Her house is a brothel so she uses all of the glade to cover up the "sex smells"!

I don't care what the prize is--I just want to win! haha!!

Leslie said...

The Glade lady has to hid a stinky house...right? Right...we must ask ourselves...why does it stink? I think Wendy may be on to something. Or maybe she's simply hiding her obsession with Edward the vampire - she's still a little nervous about him and keeps garlic around the house just to be sure. Or...she just has really, REALLY bad B.O. Whatever the reason...she totally freaks me out. I am almost to the point of having to change the channel when those frightening commercials come on...almost...

Whitney R said...

Hahahaha, awesome. I decided I like Trudy's idea. I'm going to give whoever wins an assortment of Glade products to hide their smells. I am also going to use one of my SSB cards I won off her last contest to congratulate you. Yaaayy!!!

ramsam said...

She is trying to cover up the scent of dirty diapers. She obvioulsy bought the diaper genie and thought it would work, but quickly learned that the sausage links of poopy pants filled the whole house with stench.

And I like the idea of a Scentsy. They smell so good....and I don't have one yet.

Christa said...

One entry from you + one mention on your blog = twice the fun.

Double entry!

b. said...

She totally has a flatulence problem.

b. said...

Like this lady here.

b. said...

What am I, a 12 year old boy?

My apologies.

Wendyburd1 said...

She has a sweat shop in her basement, about 100 small asian children sewing her clothes and she doesn't let them out, hello the neighbors would report such abuse! So they never bathe and they have to do their "business" in buckets, with flies swarming all over them. She uses the Glade to disguise the stench and her own family in none the wiser, though they often wonder where she gets the money to buy outfits no one had ever seen her in before. And on cold quiet nights, it's not the wind that is howling, it's the children crying to be let out. They are allergic to Glade....so sad...

Lisa said...

well, she's trying to make sure her house smells wonderful....she's clearly not a Happy Homemaker...she wears little black dresses and pearls and invites ladies over for POTLUCKS ( not that there's anything wrong with a potluck)...so I submit to you the jury, that she fakes her COOKING as well. When you peer in her trash cans, not only do you find wrappers for various glade products, but you also find, Mrs. Smith's pie boxes, Pillsbury Dough cans, ShittySmiths Turkeys, Reeses Potato Salads, and a variety of other storebought food-stuffs which she transfers to her own serving bowls and takes credit for. She needs the scented candles and deoderizers handy so that nobody will question why her house DOESNT smell like homebaked Thanksgiving dinner.

*MARY* said...

In our troubling economy Glade Lady's husband has lost his job thus losing money for expensive French candles. Both the power and water have been shut off but Glade Lady doesn't want anyone to know so she uses the candles to provide light and also to give off a pleasant scent that overpowers the smelly buildup in the non-flushable toilets.
I think the prize should be a million dollars, if Sue can do it you can do it.

Rowboat said...

i think she's hiding the febreze that she actually uses. everyone knows febreze is the BOMB!

Wendyburd1 said...

rowboats right, glade sucks. Heehee. I am a febreeze believer too!