So I brought in the Calvary.
Jaren read and laughed and laughed and let me tell you. To get him to laugh out loud when reading something is pretty good.
We came up with a first, second and third place.
First Place goes to......
Wendyburd! Who said:
She has a sweat shop in her basement, about 100 small asian children sewing her clothes and she doesn't let them out, hello the neighbors would report such abuse! So they never bathe and they have to do their "business" in buckets, with flies swarming all over them. She uses the Glade to disguise the stench and her own family in none the wiser, though they often wonder where she gets the money to buy outfits no one had ever seen her in before. And on cold quiet nights, it's not the wind that is howling, it's the children crying to be let out. They are allergic to Glade....so sad...
So funny! You win an assortment of Glade products! So you can hide your sweat shop in your basement. I mean, we all really knew you were talking about yourself.
Second Place goes to.......
Trudy! Who said:
She's running and under ground drug ring.
No wait, under ground cock fighting.
She uses the smell to distract her family form what’s really going on.
That has to be IT!!!
We went with the underground cock fighting. Jaren thought it was pretty clever and wants to know if Travis helped? Lol. You win something glade! When you email me your address tell me if you want a candle, spray or plug in smelly thingy.
And Third Place goes to.....
Jillene! Who said:
She is running an underground prostitution ring--she be da pimp! Her house is a brothel so she uses all of the glade to cover up the "sex smells"!
E mail me what Glade product you would like so you can cover up your brothel!
This was really funny. If ever I'm doing a giveaway I'm going to have to make everyone tell me something funny because both Jaren and I really enjoyed it. He even said, "Who are these people?!" while laughing. I took it as a compliment :)
Email me your address! And to second and third placers tell me what you want what you really really want at Whitneykathleen at gmail dot com!!