Sunday, October 5, 2008

We FINALLY Know What the Glade Lady Is Hiding!

Everyone had hilarious ideas. I laughed and laughed. Then panicked a little because I had no idea who I should pick.

So I brought in the Calvary.

Jaren read and laughed and laughed and let me tell you. To get him to laugh out loud when reading something is pretty good.

We came up with a first, second and third place.

Darummm Rollll!!!!!!

First Place goes to......

Wendyburd! Who said:

She has a sweat shop in her basement, about 100 small asian children sewing her clothes and she doesn't let them out, hello the neighbors would report such abuse! So they never bathe and they have to do their "business" in buckets, with flies swarming all over them. She uses the Glade to disguise the stench and her own family in none the wiser, though they often wonder where she gets the money to buy outfits no one had ever seen her in before. And on cold quiet nights, it's not the wind that is howling, it's the children crying to be let out. They are allergic to Glade....so sad...


So funny! You win an assortment of Glade products! So you can hide your sweat shop in your basement. I mean, we all really knew you were talking about yourself.

Second Place goes to.......

Trudy! Who said:

Wendy, Gross!
She's running and under ground drug ring.
No wait, under ground cock fighting.
She uses the smell to distract her family form what’s really going on.
That's it!
That has to be IT!!!


We went with the underground cock fighting. Jaren thought it was pretty clever and wants to know if Travis helped? Lol. You win something glade! When you email me your address tell me if you want a candle, spray or plug in smelly thingy.

And Third Place goes to.....

Jillene! Who said:

She is running an underground prostitution ring--she be da pimp! Her house is a brothel so she uses all of the glade to cover up the "sex smells"!


E mail me what Glade product you would like so you can cover up your brothel!

This was really funny. If ever I'm doing a giveaway I'm going to have to make everyone tell me something funny because both Jaren and I really enjoyed it. He even said, "Who are these people?!" while laughing. I took it as a compliment :)

Email me your address! And to second and third placers tell me what you want what you really really want at Whitneykathleen at gmail dot com!!

20 comments:

Jillene said...

I am a WINNER? A real life WINNER? I I I I can't beleive it!! Someone actually thought plain old me was FUNNY? Thank you!! Thank you!! (and that goes to you too Jaren).

Whitney R said...

Jaren says, "Yes and never forget it" ;) You ARE funny! Not plain, silly Jillene

Kristina P. said...

What the crap!?!? I didn't realize the contest ended so soon. Man, I could have come up with something good too.

Congrats to the winners, I guess. That's the smell of bitterness.

Whitney R said...

Oopse. Didn't put a deadline. Sorry Kristina! I'll do another one soon :) (and I'll put a deadline)

I had to have Jaren read it and he wouldn't be available for the rest of the week. So tonight was the night.

Brittany said...

I totally missed out on this whole thing. I suck.

*MARY* said...

Grrr!
I could have really used some glade products right around now. My house reeks!

Seriously, so blessed! said...

I TOTALLY missed something fun, didn't I?!?! Love you!

Wendy said...

WhatEver!!! Just kidding, they are funny, maybe not as funny as mine!! OK the real reason I am here-
I am changing blog sites, my new one is http://mom-goingincognito.blogspot.com/
if ya just click on my photo it should bring you over and you'll see why!

Mommy Madness said...

Shoot! I totally missed it.

Wendyburd1 said...

Seriously? I won? Woot! *does her lil jiggy jig* How did you know about my sweat shop?! I thought the febreeze hid it well...ah well the Glade may do a better job.LOL! And tell Jaren thanks, and he has a new fan...well stalker could scare HIM off, he might not understand, hehe!

Whitney R said...

Brittany - I wouldn't say you sucked. But I would say you missed out! Next time I do this I'm going to leave it up for a week. And I'm pretty sure I have an idea of what the contest will be.

Mary - was there truth to your comment? Unflushable toilets starting to stank up the place?

Tamn - yes! You did. I'm always fun over here. Nice to see you've perused on over again! It's been a while.

Wendy - okay, I'll update everything.

Mommy Madness - next time! Next time!!!

Wendyburd - Jaren has been feeling so loved with all of the attention since really.. he basically picked the winners. He enjoys being adored by women all around the world. LOL. I guess he doesn't get adored enough at home. (kidding!)

Rowboat said...

i can't believe TAMN comes to your blog. Lucky! and can you have a contest that doesn't require humor to win the prize? that way i'll have a real chance at winning?

Sara Ann said...

That is pretty funny! I could not think of anything good except a dead body, and someone already did that one:( Oh wait, I know, she has a meth lab in the basement, that is why she is able to play tennis and go out to lunch and shop and do yoga AND have time to spray glade all over her house all in one day! Dang, I would have won with that one!

Leslie said...

Oh yeah...those are for sure winners!!! Enjoy your Glade ladies...What are you hiding now?

Trudy said...

Thank you, Thank you!!
I can’t believe little old me came up with something funny, original and good enough to get second place!! YEEHAW!
(Nooo! Travis didn’t help. LOL! He thinks it’s funny when every I tell him about all my blogging BFF’s. He still hasn’t gotten over the shock that Jaren’s married! JK
We always debated about what kind of girls would finally get him.
I think he found the perfect one! :)

Natalie said...

GREAT contest! I have a contest going on over on my blog too, but yours looks WAY cooler.

Wendy said...

no mention of my other blog on the house of art blog!! I don't want our birth family to get wind of it and find it!!! you are totally welcome to both blogs! my old blog (house of art) is mostly going to be about the kids, probably dance photos and stories!! then the new blog will be basically about nothing! what all of our blogs are about!!
p.s. I had to delete your comment on house of art, not because I don't love you, but our birth mom reads it everyday, so I don't want her to see that in the comments!!

Victoria Elder said...

Freak Whitney! Forgot to put a friggin deadline! ugh...

ramsam said...

How cool that Jaren helped you pick the winners. Anytime husband laughs you know something is good.

WHat a cool idea too. I think Glade should give you a total kickback.

Willis Family said...

I have recently come across your blog through SSB(so jealous that she comments here by the way). Thought I would leave a quick comment because this was hilarious. Such a funny contest and I was laughing at so many of the ideas. Your blog is great! So funny and cute.