Here is the conversation
Me: Sometime when we are down here (Utah) we should stop and eat at this one place, I got a burger from there when I was here last - it was really good.
Jaren: okay, where?
Me: Five guys or something
Jaren: Five guys! Yeah! We sell potatoes to them.
Me: YOU DO?!!?!
Jaren: Yeah, have for years
Me: I didn't get any! We HAVE to go! This is so cool...
Jaren: Yeah, pay to grow them then pay to eat them......
Me: But I'm going to tell them the fries are YOURS!
Jaren: You will not.
Me: YES, I will.
It's true. Yours truly(meaning Jaren - I just stand and cheer on the sidelines) grows the amazing fries from Five Guys.
They claim "We use only Idaho Potatoes" and it's true!
They should say:
"We use Mr and Mrs Potatohead Idaho Potatoes - they are especially yummy because they are grown with love"
This is the most exciting day of my life. I feel famous. I am famous! You are all so welcome to know me.