We FINALLY Know What the Glade Lady Is Hiding!

Everyone had hilarious ideas. I laughed and laughed. Then panicked a little because I had no idea who I should pick.

So I brought in the Calvary.

Jaren read and laughed and laughed and let me tell you. To get him to laugh out loud when reading something is pretty good.

We came up with a first, second and third place.

Darummm Rollll!!!!!!

First Place goes to......

Wendyburd! Who said:

She has a sweat shop in her basement, about 100 small asian children sewing her clothes and she doesn't let them out, hello the neighbors would report such abuse! So they never bathe and they have to do their "business" in buckets, with flies swarming all over them. She uses the Glade to disguise the stench and her own family in none the wiser, though they often wonder where she gets the money to buy outfits no one had ever seen her in before. And on cold quiet nights, it's not the wind that is howling, it's the children crying to be let out. They are allergic to Glade....so sad...

So funny! You win an assortment of Glade products! So you can hide your sweat shop in your basement. I mean, we all really knew you were talking about yourself.

Second Place goes to.......

Trudy! Who said:

Wendy, Gross!
She's running and under ground drug ring.
No wait, under ground cock fighting.
She uses the smell to distract her family form what’s really going on.
That's it!
That has to be IT!!!

We went with the underground cock fighting. Jaren thought it was pretty clever and wants to know if Travis helped? Lol. You win something glade! When you email me your address tell me if you want a candle, spray or plug in smelly thingy.

And Third Place goes to.....

Jillene! Who said:

She is running an underground prostitution ring--she be da pimp! Her house is a brothel so she uses all of the glade to cover up the "sex smells"!

E mail me what Glade product you would like so you can cover up your brothel!

This was really funny. If ever I'm doing a giveaway I'm going to have to make everyone tell me something funny because both Jaren and I really enjoyed it. He even said, "Who are these people?!" while laughing. I took it as a compliment :)

Email me your address! And to second and third placers tell me what you want what you really really want at Whitneykathleen at gmail dot com!!

Who Can Tell Me??

Alright, it's decided. We all want to know WHAT that Glade Lady is hiding! (See post and comments below) Because, obviously she lies and lies her pants off about smells that she claims came from France. We all know there are some underlying issues here.

So.. what are they?

The video is the first video on the post below. There are many more commercials and if you own a TV and don't DVR and skip through commercials EVERY time then you have to have seen most of them.

I think I'll make a game out of it. Whoever comes up with the best "What else is that Glade lady hiding" idea will win.

Yeah... I hear you all asking, "What will I win???"

I'll also take idea's for what the prize should be. So. Give me idea's for a prize and please please tell me....

What is the Glade Lying Lady hiding?! (besides the brand of candle/scented plug in)

Update! I have decided on Trudy's idea. I'm giving away an assortment of Glade products so that all of you women who like to say they've cleaned all day and really just went around spraying stuff will rest easy for the next month. Also, I recently was a honorable mention on Tamn's blog and received some amazing cards. I'm going to use one of them to Congratulate the winner!!! Oh yeah, and there is another giveaway going on on Christa's blog. Head on over for a FREE credit card in her name!!

Giveaway!

But not from me! Kristina(/Blistina) is giving away something so amazing, so dilish, so extravagant that I couldn't resist spreading the love!

And I get dbl. entry bonus points. So head on over, enter and have a chance to win a free lazer hair removal package!!

just kidding about the hair removal... head on over to see what it really is. I don't want anyone coming to my house with pitchforks and logs on fire because I kidded a litt.e